trebled-negrita-princess:

allrivenkithandkin:

peachylipskiss:

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

Thank you

kastortheunspareable:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

i made this post over a year ago and somehow in the past four hours or so it got 1,300 notes?

this is a finely aged shitpost, over a year old, sealed in an oaken barrel to give it the optimal flavour.

kardashiansfuckyeah:

Kendall Jenner gets paid $125,000 to $300,000 per Instagram post, Im just trying my best to get 11 likes so it changes from names to numbers

jessawarriorprincess:

kinkshaming? no, i said kingshaming. fuck you, king george iii

kawaiilluminatii:

when people bring up your past

willyvvanka:

when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

tedsdecoywife:

heatherverde:

luxlurks:

thejakalope:

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG
February: HATE
March: DICK
April: REAL
May: DIRT
June: THUG
July: CASH
August: GIRL
September: FIST
October: SHIT
November: BUTT
December: KILL

1st: CITY
2nd: RIOT
3rd: FACE
4th: FEAR
5th: GRIN
6th: WOLF
7th: PISS
8th: RASH
9th: DOGS
10th: TITS
11th: LUBE
12th: SAND
13th: FIRE
14th: KIDS
15th: BIRD
16th: NERD
17th: BOYS
18th: MOMS
19th: DADS
20th: VEIN
21st: WURM
22nd: FART
23rd: TRAP
24th: MOAN
25th: HOLE
26th: KING
27th: FUCK
28th: EYES
29th: LIFE
30th: LOVE
31st: STAB

i got GIRL LOVE and that’s honestly probably the best possible option

i got DRUG MOMS which is quite the opposite

FIST KIDS?

reyton:

“movies about women and poc aren’t profitable”